color, fill, and then let the bean-bagging ensue.
If you’re like most people, you are probably sick of eating those sixty pounds of quarantine beans you panic-bought in March, so here’s a fun way to humanely dispose of a pound or two— while at the same time allowing your kids an outlet to express their creativity and burn off some energy by whaling each other and the cat with bean bags. So everybody wins. Have fun by creating your own target-practice carnival games—perhaps by setting up pyramids of substandard commercial-grade toilet paper that you purchased in desperation online in early April. CAUTION: While it’s possible to use a variety of filling material for your bean bags— including dried beans, feed corn, rice, or a myriad of synthetic beads and plastic pellets—please refrain from filling your bean bags with baked beans, as the tomato-based sauce could stain some light-colored cats.